By Tom Toce
There’s a common puzzle variant called “Marching Bands,” which I’ve employed in the past. In order to change things up, I’ve decided to make this one a precision marching band puzzle.
The only band I know of that uses “precision” in its name is the Yale Precision Marching Band. You might conjure up visions of the YPMB as a well-organized, clockwork-like group, reminiscent of the Rockettes or those incredible displays at the opening of the Beijing Olympic Games. And you would be wrong. According to Wikipedia, the YPMB is a “scatter band” or a “scramble band … as distinct from university marching bands that emphasize precise movements and geometric field formations.” The name scramble band “comes from the way in which the band moves between formations—members run to each form without using a predescribed path.”
Why would a group that runs without using a “predescribed” path use “precision” in its name? Ah, I’m not sure, but I think it has to do with irony, saying one thing and meaning another. Cryptic puzzles are all about saying one thing and meaning another, so a “Precision Marching Band” puzzle works on a whole lot of levels.
As in a regular marching band puzzle, the words march around the grid in two ways. Each Row contains two words (one has three because of a two-word answer, see below), the lengths of which you must determine. Row 7 has a blank space, which dictates how its two words split. The Bands are alternately shaded and unshaded, and they will be filled in clockwise, starting from the lettered squares. You will also have to determine the beginnings and endings of these words.
In a precision marching band puzzle (or in this one, at least), some of the entries—approximately half—read in reverse. Some of the Row answers will go from right to left; some of the Band answers will read counterclockwise (aka, widdershins).
For example, Band A will consist of eight words (a through h) starting in square A and marching around, sometimes backwards, the perimeter of the grid.
All clues are given in order. When the puzzle is completed, each square in the grid will have been used twice, once for a row word and once for a band word.
The diagram answers are straightforward. There are two proper nouns, one foreign word, one slang word, one archaic word, and one (or maybe two) unusual words. Everything else is playable in Scrabble. Ignore punctuation, which is designed to confuse.
Thanks to Eric Klis, Bob Fink, and Jerry Miccolis for test-solving and editorial suggestions.
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b. Principles of warped steelmen
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b. Ah, rancid liquid breeds daddy longlegs, maybe
a. Probiotic inoculation carrying infectious agent
b. Most ancient nobleman and one excellent second tenor
a. Donuts I found at the decorative gateway of a Shinto temple
b. The first and second person to be true to almond liqueur
a. Uttered in an earlier period!
b. Utensil versatility featuring spoons, forks, and knives
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b. Do buts potentially lead to uncertainties?
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b. Ordering lumbermen some beer
a. Reactionary circle in the UK—yes
b. Asked for in advance long ago by cook taking up clairvoyance
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e. Promotions for athletic directors
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c. Primarily, a keen model is a numbers game
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e. Brainier but hardly more correct
f. Breakfast with tea crackers
g. I to a drunk: just a little
a. No stuffing in chicken and turkey tenders
b. A couple of Tennessee and Nebraska men initially take house in the slums
c. After Ludmilla’s debut, wig returned by boy in transition
d. Lassie on trail going the wrong way
e. Assassin’s niche
f. Scion said headroom is afforded in the wild blue yonder
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a. Look for gold or a male adult’s overview
TOM TOCE is a senior manager for actuarial services with Ernst & Young in New York and is a member of the Jeopardy Hall of Fame. Solutions may be emailed to email@example.com. In order to make the solver list, your solutions must be received by Sept. 30, 2017.